5 hours ago with 125630 notes Reblog / via / source

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess
tagged as: personal;  



5 hours ago with 143757 notes Reblog / via 

a-muser-in-a-trench-coat:

osamah:

PRESS J AND THEN SHIFT R

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tagged as: well that was unexpected;  



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pardonmewhileipanic:

videogaymer:

clockenfrau:

langoaurelian:

Japanese Traffic Cop. 

This is the picture I’ll be taking to my tailor from now on

Fuck

brb everyone i need to fly to japan and drive hella fast




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earthnation:

very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

tagged as: ehh;  personal;  



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diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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1 day ago with 486180 notes Reblog / via / source

master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

tagged as: oh bby :'3;  Kitty;  



1 day ago with 16688 notes Reblog / via 

theheirsofdurin:

it’ s been a yEAR AND I’M STILL LAUGHING

tagged as: lol;  I still can't get over this;  



2 days ago with 189344 notes Reblog / via / source

rainbowthundercunt:

I didn’t even wait for all the gifs to load before I reblogged this…

tagged as: :3;  Kitty;  



2 days ago with 2233 notes Reblog / via / source
Hawke: *breathes near mages*
Fenris: +9999999 Rivalry.
Hawke: *breathes near templars*
Anders: +9999999 Rivalry.
Hawke: *breathes*
Carver: +9999999 Rivalry.
tagged as: lol;  so frustrating;  maker save me;  



2 days ago with 185569 notes Reblog / via / source

tfids:

i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno.

tagged as: hah;  haaaa;  personal;  

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